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I am so tired of trying to fund the perfect lube. I have tried them all. Been from Astroglide to KYZ. None have that feeling that I want. You know about Willy Wonka I’m sure? The never-ending gobstopper. The candy that changes flavors forever and ever. That’s the kind of lube I want. A lube that changes feelings over and over again.

Not just feelings though. I want the scent to change and the flavor. For a never-ending combination of sensory play on the body. Sounds like the lube industry is out of their league on this one. Think I will just have to go into my witchy kitchen and come up with this one on my own. This has to be something that has a nice warming effect and cooling that I can change on demand.

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And keep going for long periods of time. Think I’ll call on the demon Zeback for some fire from hell and Ol’ Saint Nick who owes me a favor to get some North pole snow. I need a nice tingle effect to this lube too. Think I’ll throw some restrains into the mix. Why? Have you ever let your leg fall asleep?

Then after a while, once it starts to wake up that pins and pokes tickling feeling. Yea you know what I mean. That’s the tingling I want. So, the restrains to get the body part to fall numb and get to that. Also, some uncontrolled hisses and laughter when you try to walk on that asleep limb that I have bottled up.

I’ll add that to the mix too. Now for the smell. Sex has a smell all its own. There are pheromones that make people hornier. Smelling the smell of sex that isn’t from them makes the body warm and wanting. Adding some smells of natural aphrodisiac too to heighten the sexual senses.

Damn, I’m on a roll. Now for the sexy scents. The musk of a man added with the alluring smell of a woman. Fresh cookie and pie. Why? Because I think they smell sexy that’s why! The perfect lube is on the way. Let me know if you want to test it out for me!

Darla
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