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Teeny Weeny Cock

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Hehehe, okay, lets be honest. All those women in your life that you didn’t keep? I wanna be totes honest with you babe. Its cause when they go down there? Nobody is ever looking for a pinky finger when they’re hoping for a forearm. A Vienna sausage when they want a summer sausage. A teeny weeny cock, but a little worm when a girl wants an anaconda.

Your dick? Not thicc.

Lol, okay so like we got that out of the way now?? That doesn’t mean its worthless, I mean, it still has a little cummy nummy’s in it, but really we should work on your other strengths! It could be like you’re a lesbian, only not as pretty!

I could totally teach you to munch a cunt muffin like a pro! Easy! Or suck a cock like a princess, or both even! When you’re packing that? Lets be realistic and keep  your options open baby! Its not like you’re going to exactly have some huge selection of girls, is it? That’s fucking right you will never have any real choice in matters. But that’s why I’m here, I’m gonna give you all the tips. Make that teeny weeny cock of yours worth something to someone!

Maybe a practical joke for girls to drop on a girlfriend before they reveal the big fucking cock they have behind the second curtain, right? But really in all honesty, I do have like, the tiniest secret, tinier then your dick even. Its fucking funny but like.

Lol, like, I know its silly but I kinda like the lil cuties anyway, and I bet all those ones that got away might be missing something out if we get you talkin’!

Cho <3

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