Cheeky Bitch! You Wanna Put That Where?

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Oh, god, EW! Look at it! When you asked me for Small Penis humiliation, I expected you to have a little dick but not a fugly one! I know you can’t help the size or shape of your penis, but if I had one that looked as stupid as yours, I sure as hell wouldn’t ask anyone to look at it. EVER.

It’s pretty ballsy of you to be flashing that weird dick around, thinking you’re going to get lucky. Cheeky little bitch! That dick isn’t going to come anywhere near me if I have anything to say about it!

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Now that Thanksgiving is over, I can comfortably begin decorating for Christmas. I really hate rushing the holidays since they are so special, but Christmas is really my favorite. This year, I hired a handyman to hang the lights along the eves. My vision would be better executed by a professional. Our neighborhood was having a decorating contest, and I wanted to win.

My friend Candy was over when the handyman showed up. We were pleased to see he was about our age and very good-looking. Not some potbellied older man who’d fall off the ladder halfway through tacking my display up.

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