Loser Has a Wedgie

Kayla shows how she'd give a loser a wedgie

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Welp, it happened. It took long enough, but I finally got my first wedgie call. On the other end of my phone, the loser virgin told me he used to get wedgies when he was in school, and everyone would laugh at him. Girls would ask for his lunch money and threaten to give him a giant wedgie if he didn’t hand it over.

Of course, he was weak and pathetic, so he would hand over the cash and still get his tightie whites pulled so far up his ass he would walk away crying from the humiliation. I thought his confessions were hilarious and wanted to give him a zinger of my own, so I asked him to back up to his bedroom door. Then hook his tightie whites on the doorknob and drop to his knees. This way, I could pretend I was there giving him one myself!

Wedgie, Wedgie …Loser Has a Wedgie

 

As funny as I found this, it got even more embarrassing for him. Did you know there is actually a wedgie song? BWahaha, it’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard, and I made him sing it to me three or four times while yanking his briefs up into an atomic wedgie. Finally, I asked where he heard it or who taught him, and he said he made it up.

Let me list out the lyrics for you so you can get a good idea of how lame this loser is.

“Wedgie, wedgie, I have a wedgie…”

There was more, but I can’t fucking remember it now because I was laughing too hard as he sang it! He’d squeal and squirm every time I asked him to pull those tightie whities up higher. I wish I could have seen the little basement dweller’s face as he had to endure the self-inflicted wedgie.

 

 

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

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