Kayla Dreams Of Zoey

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It’s been a particularly rough week, maybe more. Everything has felt so stressful, and the strain just keeps coming. I haven’t been sleeping well as a result, and I knew I couldn’t continue like this. I’ve become some kind of stressed-out, sleep-deprived sex zombie, and everything is suffering because of it.

So last night, I popped a few more sleep aids than I probably should have and checked out early. I snuggled between my sheets in my silky PJ shorts and matching tank top, closing my eyes and wishing for a night of deep sleep. Instead, what I ended up getting was a blissful night filled with sexy dreams of Zesty Zoey!

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Loser Has a Wedgie

Kayla shows how she'd give a loser a wedgie

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Welp, it happened. It took long enough, but I finally got my first wedgie call. On the other end of my phone, the loser virgin told me he used to get wedgies when he was in school, and everyone would laugh at him. Girls would ask for his lunch money and threaten to give him a giant wedgie if he didn’t hand it over.

Of course, he was weak and pathetic, so he would hand over the cash and still get his tightie whites pulled so far up his ass he would walk away crying from the humiliation. I thought his confessions were hilarious and wanted to give him a zinger of my own, so I asked him to back up to his bedroom door. Then hook his tightie whites on the doorknob and drop to his knees. This way, I could pretend I was there giving him one myself!

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Smooth Legs Like Me

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Every time I get out of the shower, you want to touch my freshly shaven, smooth legs. I just assumed you liked them because they feel so soft, but I never considered you were jealous. I see it now, though, how much you long to be hair free like me. We can do it, ya know? Shave your legs? Maybe wax them?

Oh, don’t worry about work or your friends. It’s not like they actually look at your legs! They’ll never know, and besides, it grows back!

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Shouldn’t Kiss Me Like This

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His lips pressed softly to mine, and I felt myself melting, leaning into him as my mouth parted for his tongue. I shouldn’t give in; I couldn’t give in. Instead, my ex pulled me closer, and my eyes drifted closed. With nothing between us but our heartbeats, I knew I was falling back in love.

There’s an old song that goes, “You shouldn’t kiss me like this unless you mean it like that.” I could hear the lyrics pounding in my brain, but I couldn’t pull myself away. His tongue traced the tip of mine and the past rushed back. All of those feelings I thought I’d let go of took over me. But, like being caught in a tidal wave, I was helpless to resist.

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The Voyeur Who Sends Me Gifts With Kayla Cumsalot

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

The houses in Vegas are very close together. So close, I could reach out of my window and touch my neighbor’s window, not that I would but I could. The nice old lady who lived next to me, on my bedroom side, had moved out months ago and with no one in the house next door, I got real comfortable leaving my blinds open all the time.

I love the natural light flooding my room and so long as the house was empty, I wouldn’t have to worry about anyone seeing me do all of the private things one does in their bedroom. I guess I got too comfortable because I didn’t realize I had a voyeur have moved in until he started sending me gifts.

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You Shouldn’t Gamble Phonesex

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A bunch of guys from your work wanted a poker night, and you offered to host at our place. I told you it was a bad idea; you’ve never been good at card games. Lady luck is never on your side, but what do I know? I’m only your girlfriend. The three guys you invited over brought two more you didn’t. One of them being that guy at the office you hate.

He’s always condescending and rude. Just the sight of him makes you on edge, and I could see you already regretting the get-together. Finally, the boys sat down, and you followed me into the kitchen. When you started to complain quietly, I held up a finger and reminded you, “You shouldn’t gamble anyway.”

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Paying The Mechanic Phonesex

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My boyfriend always says he has two great loves in his life, his car and me. That thing is his prized possession! He loves it so much that he has a standing appointment every three months for it to get a ‘checkup.’ He’s used the same mechanic for years and never misses an appointment. That is until this week when his boss sprang an unavoidable, mandatory meeting on him at the same time as his car’s scheduled appointment!

“Frannie, please!  All you have to do is drive my car there, carefully, and wait for Tony to finish. It shouldn’t take more than an hour. Please?” I love when he begs me for things, and I don’t have much going on, so I told him I’d take the car, but it would cost him. He gave me the keys and kissed my cheek. Drive safe!” He reminded me before settling into his home office to join the meeting. Oh, and my card is on file; you shouldn’t have to pay the mechanic anything.”

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Fitness Inspiration Phonesex

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You’ve been on the treadmill for an hour, trudging through the morning fog or so it feels. Yet, when you look down at the display, it’s only been ten minutes. The only other people in the gym are meatheads grunting in the weight section behind you. Not the fitness inspiration you were hoping for.

You’d rather be in bed, but the pressure from your wife keeps your feet moving. “Already eleven days into the new year, and you haven’t even been to the gym once. You know your doctor says you need to move more. It’s almost like you prefer being lazy. You aren’t like the man I married at all,” her words repeat over and over in your head. Instead of inspiring you to do better, her nagging makes your feet feel like lead.

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Fall For Francie’s Small Penis Humilation Phonesex

Small

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Oh, fuck! You call that a dick? It’s so small. I’m sorry. I don’t mean to laugh, but you must be used to it. I can’t imagine a girl having any other response when you pull down your pants, and that little nubbins peeps out. Look at it! It’s just so tiny.

Has it always been like that, or did you do something really naughty, and karma zapped your dick? I can’t imagine a grown man actually having a baby dick that size. You’re missing five whole inches! I’m sure this is hard for you to hear, but it can’t come as a surprise to you.

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Can You Blame Me Phone Sex

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Honestly, can you blame me for cheating? Just because I like you doesn’t mean I have to settle for that little penis. I know you can’t help what God gave you, but you can help make sure I’m pleased and satisfied.

By allowing me to sleep with bigger, better men, you’re showing how much you love me. That’s a great thing, baby. You do want me to be happy. Can you blame me for wanting to be FILLED instead of teased? I meet all your needs. Now it’s time for you to make some adjustments and meet mine.

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