Pigboy Destroyed Phonesex

Pigboy

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Hello my delusional little pigboy. Do you know what I find funny? It’s that little squealers like you think that they are somehow special. The reality is, I love oinkers like you who spoil me, and then when I’m done completely draining you, I never talk to you again. You’re not special, do you know how many pigs like you there are?

You’re nothing but a number. There are soooo many idiots out there who love to spoil me and I don’t even remember any of their fucking names, I certainly don’t remember yours at all pig. You are not special, remember that when I drain you dry and never talk to you again. Your only purpose is to spoil me. And once I’ve taken so much that you can’t afford to pay me any more, you’re no longer of any use.

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Porn Star Tits Phonesex

My Tits

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You already know why you’re here. You are completely hypnotized by me and my big porn star tits. I don’t want you thinking, there’s no need for that, just goon, goon to my huge, soft tits. Get lost in my tits, get lost in your gooning, let your mind go blank as you helplessly stare at my tits and goon your brains out. Let the sight of my perfect titties take over your mind. You have no control when you’re gooning to my perfect fat titties. You can’t look away, you can’t take your hand off of your cock.

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Deep Diving Fuck Fest Phonesex With Kayla Cumsalot

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I was trying to plan my spring break; no, it’s never too early! I’ve heard of this spot off the coast of Florida that offers sexy deep diving. I spoke to a friend who went there once, and he said it’s so magical. You check into this hotel, and they give you a place time to meet on the beach with the guides.

It’s like a group of ten to twenty people, and you get on this boat. It takes you miles offshore, away from the world, just hours before sunset. Once they anchor the ship, everyone strips naked! Bottles of baby oil are passed out, and everyone helps each other rub the liquid into their skin. This helps when you pull on those sexy, skin-tight wetsuits.

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Your dick’s too small for Zoey Phone Sex

Your dick’s too small!  This sweet little pussy loves thick long cock.  I love the way huge cocks stretch my pussy.  The orgasms big cocks give me are mind blowing and always have me coming back for more.  Thick juicy delicious cock is exactly what I crave day in and day out.

So, imagine how I feel when I open your pants and find a sad little skinny dick.  I have men with giant boners knocking at my door, waiting their turn.  Then here you come with your thimble dick wasting my time.  If you bring me a little dick, you must make it up to me.

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Fitness Inspiration Phonesex

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You’ve been on the treadmill for an hour, trudging through the morning fog or so it feels. Yet, when you look down at the display, it’s only been ten minutes. The only other people in the gym are meatheads grunting in the weight section behind you. Not the fitness inspiration you were hoping for.

You’d rather be in bed, but the pressure from your wife keeps your feet moving. “Already eleven days into the new year, and you haven’t even been to the gym once. You know your doctor says you need to move more. It’s almost like you prefer being lazy. You aren’t like the man I married at all,” her words repeat over and over in your head. Instead of inspiring you to do better, her nagging makes your feet feel like lead.

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My Perfect Body Phone Sex

My Perfect Body

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Are you just sitting there gazing at my perfect body? Isn’t it such an amazing sight to see, as you just fantasize at all the things you could do to me. What  you would give to be able to possess me. The endless pleasures I could give you just entice you. Yet there you are loser, locked behind the screen.

Don’t you feel pathetic locked away from my perfect body and be able to consider it and fantasize over it. It must be so frustrating you, loser. Knowing that you are a completely impotent man, unable to seek out and touch those perfect women you goon over endlessly. So far away from the perfect pleasures they can give you.

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Sissy Faggot Phonesex

Sissy Faggot

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Listen, we all know what a sissy faggot cocksucker you are. So let’s just get to the meat of the matter won’t we? You really shouldn’t be wearing men’s underwear anymore, its just not appropriate for you, sissies look positively ridiculous when they try to pretend they have a real dick that deserves a real mans underwear.

We all know you should be wearing panties when you’re out there roaming the streets looking for cock to suck, sissy faggot. You might only be fantasizing about it, but wouldn’t being out there in panties make it easier? You’d feel a lot less silly if you were wearing panties that fit your real attitude then if you where strutting  around like some normal guy.

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Consoling a Friend Phone Sex

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Men can be WICKED. Lying, CHEATING, sneaky creatures that break the tender hearts of those they claim to love. I personally try to guard my heart against things that could go awry, but my poor, sweet friend Kathy hasn’t been so successful. She was in LOVE! Swooped off her feet by a man who’d already broken another heart. Foolishly, she cut out her beating life force and served it to him on a golden platter. She gave up her life to be his wife, and he repaid her by doing the only thing he knew how. He cheated. So where is SWEET Kathy now? Crying her eyes out on my couch.

It hurts me to see a friend in pain! But, this morning, as she tried to drag herself off the couch to get ready for work, I knew just what she needed—a bit of MORNING DELIGHT.

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Kidnapped by Klingons Phone Sex

Kidnapped by Klingons.  I’d earned an internship on the starship and couldn’t wait to get started on my first mission.  We were exploring a supposed deserted planet when I was kidnapped by a group of rogue Klingons.  They took me to their ship and stripped me naked binding me and dangling me by my wrists from a beam across the ceiling.  I was naked and completely helpless.

There were five of them, all so huge and menacingly pacing around me.  Finally, the biggest one grabbed my chin and smiling sadistically said, ” Hoch maHvaD fuck SoH.”

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Baby It’s Cold Inside Phonesex

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Baby, It’s cold inside. As the temperature drops, your penny-pinching Mommy Kayla refuses to turn on the heat. I’m on the phone, chatting away with a friend when I come into the living room where you are watching tv. My plumb purple dress falls to above my black, nylon-covered knees. I was doing little in the way of keeping myself warm in the cold house.

I drop down next to you and tuck my toes under your ass. Seeking the warmth of your body. Instead, you look down at my toes and back up at me. I’m not speaking since you know how much Mommy hates being interrupted while I’m on the phone.

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