Darla

~ A sound dancing phonesex~

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Do you hear what I hear? A sound a sound dancing through the night….Bwhahahaha yea yea I know it’s not Christmas anymore but I still do hear a sound. That sound is a man moaning. Why is he moaning? He is moaning because I got some new toys. I am a crystal lover and when I found out that you could get crystal sex toys I had to have some.

I ordered a whole crystal sounding kit. Some of you might not know what sounding is. Basically in a nutshell you stick an APPROVED object down the dick hole. They come in different sizes some small some as big as 6 inches or better wide. Why would someone want to do this? It feels good duh lol. It’s like a nice massage from the inside. Hitting that male g-spot of the prostate from the inside instead of having to use the back door to get to it.

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~BWAHAHAHA FIRE CROTCH phonesex~

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BWAHAHAHA FIRE CROTCH is something completely different when you get a witch involved in things. Fire is one of the 5 elements that I work with. It is customary to offer offerings to each of the elements. And especially if you are going to be doing a spell to invoke the fire of one of them. Which is what I am doing. A normal offering would be something like burning a bay leaf or incense as an offering.

This won’t work for me today though. When you need something big you offer something big. Like a cock. No, I won’t be pulling one-off and burning it that would be rude and crude. But I will be setting one on fire. With a little bit of fire magic. Don’t worry it shouldn’t hurt at all. As long as I do it right.

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~ When fucking around phonesex~

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Today the world is different. You have to be careful when fucking around. Condoms and other safety measures are taken. If you don’t agree to use them your likely hood of getting your dick wet goes down by so much. You have told me that you just wish for once you could cum inside a pussy and never have to worry about any annoying aftermath.

Cum in my witch’s chamber. Here I am the keeper. I control what happens within my body. You can fill my pussy up to the brim and never have to worry about the side effect of risky action. There is a catch though. For this to work the cum has to go somewhere. You can just expect me to leave this baby batter in my pussy for there to be a chance of a side effect neither of us wants can you?

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~ The perfect lube phonesex~

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I am so tired of trying to fund the perfect lube. I have tried them all. Been from Astroglide to KYZ. None have that feeling that I want. You know about Willy Wonka I’m sure? The never-ending gobstopper. The candy that changes flavors forever and ever. That’s the kind of lube I want. A lube that changes feelings over and over again.

Not just feelings though. I want the scent to change and the flavor. For a never-ending combination of sensory play on the body. Sounds like the lube industry is out of their league on this one. Think I will just have to go into my witchy kitchen and come up with this one on my own. This has to be something that has a nice warming effect and cooling that I can change on demand.

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~My baked goods phonesex~

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Those cookies have done their job. I laced my baked goods with a spell. A spell to make my neighbor’s wife more suggestible to my wants and desires. My wants and desires include wanting to fuck her husband. Not just to fuck him though. I could do that without magic if I wanted. As devoted as he is a man is just a man.

And men are easy to control. But I like the idea of being invited in. Like a vampire, the thrill is the invite. So, she has been under my spell now and she has told her devoted and loving husband that she had a sexual desire to watch him fuck the hot neighbor girl. Of course, that girl is me!

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~ Something to eat phonesex~

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He looked at me like he thought I was something to eat. A piece of candy he could suck on. Little did he know I’m a sour bite with red hots in the middle. I let him look though. The way I see it if he walks into a witch’s den what he gets is his own fault. I could feel him undress me with his eyes. And he liked what he saw a lot.

I could feel the energy from his cock from where he was eye-fucking me. When I thought his cock might explode from his naughty thoughts about me is when he decided to approach me. He gave me the standard pick up lines. From the bulge in his pants, I decided to humor him. We went out to his car for some of the most unimpressive sex I have ever had.

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~ Time to whip phonesex~

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Time to whip up a batch of my famous egg nogs. I serve them every year around this time. I like to just go downtown pop open my truck and give any to anyone who passes by. Normally it’s the one really nice thing I do all year long. Good luck in the new year spell. Anyone who drinks it has better luck than they would have had in the upcoming year!

This year though I wanted to stir up a little trouble. It is the night before Christmas, and this is my last attempt to get on the top of that naughty list of Santa’s. This year’s potion is a sex drive potion. Anyone who drinks this is going to be hornier than a teen virgin ready to pop that cherry.

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~ For fucks sake phonesex~

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For fucks sake! What does it take to get a little cock around here! I need to make it to Santa’s naughty list and you boys are making it hard on a witch. Gahhhhh guess I will just have to go and hunt you down. Grab me an unexpecting man from a bar or something. Use my sexy ass to bring him back to my house and then well the hard part is over.

Getting him in and now he’s mine for as long as I want him. Nothing he can do about it now. I want to find out what his dislikes are. Why? Because I need to know what to force him to do duh. Come to find out Mr. Bar doesn’t like to be blinded. So the whole blindfolded thing is not his game! Well, guess what buddy it is now!

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~ A simple spell phonesex~

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Beg me…Please me… want me. A simple spell with simple words but that’s all you need to hear for your cock to get hard and you to be ready to jump me right away. Oh, not yet though. I like to make a man earn this pussy. You have to work for it. Make me think you’re worth it. If you want this pussy you will have to prove it to me.

Take out that cock and show me what you’ve got. You better put your best cock forward because you won’t get a second chance. Stroke that cock and make me see how big you can make it. Don’t you dare cum. If you cum before I’m done with you I will make your life hell. This is one witch you don’t want to disappoint.

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~ Enhance my pleasure phonesex~

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Force; now that’s something I really enjoy. It’s something I like to do that no magic really is required. People seem to think just because I’m a witch that I use magic all the time. That’s not true. It’s a tool like a dildo or a cock ring. I use it to enhance my pleasure in certain situations. force though it really doensnt need any enhancements.

It really is all kinds of fun right on its own. Men look at me and see a sexy woman witch or not they don’t need to know that part. I have the body and the looks that men just want to fuck. My favotate are of course the married men. Bars are a good place to find married men. But a sports bar is the best place.

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