Darla

~ A devoted husband phonesex~

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I have a neighbor who is married to this boorish hag of a woman. He is this amazingly hot and sexy man with this shrew of a woman. I suppose that speaks to his character. She must be a good person or something. She must be or else why wouldn’t he care what she looks like. He is such a devoted husband too.

He truly loves his wife. They have what is so hard to get. A perfect marriage. I even looked further into them. Thinking that there was no way on the inside their marriage was as good as it looked like on the outside. But no, it really is. For now, anyway. I wouldn’t say it will last after I’m done with it. I want to fuck him.

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~ Cast a spell phonesex~

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What do you think happens when I tell a man that I am going to cast a spell on him? I’ll tell you what happens. He will either A laugh about it or B he will act like he believes it and thinks it’s sexy but doesn’t really buy into it. Only a small percent believe any of it at all. You know what?

That’s just how I like it! Because when I decide to cast a spell on them and they see what I’ve actually done to them the look on their faces and the sound in the voice is ahhhh PRICELESS. Nothing makes me have more fun than casting a spell on a knowing but non-believing person.

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~ I am a woman phonesex~

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I may be a witch, but I am a woman. There are things that I just do just to be doing them. Not every time I fuck someone does it have to do with magic. Granted that doesn’t happen often. This was one of those nights though. Picked up a guy at a local bar. Wasn’t planning on it of course. Just thought he was cute.

He was hitting on me and I decided I wanted his cock. Took him back to my place and the fucking started. We fucked in the doorway before we even got in the house. The foyer before you get into the hall. Then we fucked in the hall and the living room. Break time to grab something from the kitchen.

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~ A good sexual equinox phonesex~

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What’s a good sexual equinox without a good orgy. Of course, you know me. I am a chaos witch. Which means I like to cause as much chaos as I possibly can. I could have invited some of my coven sisters but I decided not to. Since the chaos, I will be crafting isn’t something they would want the backlash from.

I invite 7 women and 7 men. All have been told we having an orgy. They all think the invite they got was special. That I have hand-picked everyone based on all these high-quality standards. Well, that is half true. I did handpick everyone but for one reason only. Fertility! I wanted the most fertile women and highly potent men.

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~ Dive off a bridge phonesex~

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I’ve always wanted to go dive off a bridge. Not like the super crazy way. Well, I guess wanting to jump off a bridge in any way shape or form is crazy. But I mean with a bungee cord. But that just doesn’t really satisfy all my needs. It works for the adrenaline rush that I like but what about my sex and lustful cravings?

I’ve been wondering and pondering on this for weeks to try and come up with a plan to make this a worthwhile adventure. I think I finally have something that will tick off all the checkboxes on the lust and sexy checklist. Pegging! I am going to peg fuck a man while we’re both falling from the bridge.

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~ An actual padded cell phonesex~

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Have you ever seen an actual padded cell? Like the kind in a crazy house? You wouldn’t believe the things you can do in one of those. I like to have a little fun there myself. Sometimes the men I have my fun with end up a little damaged on the brain side of things. They really go a bit crazy. Sometimes from just the spells, sometimes it’s the crazy sex, other times it’s the missing me so much it drives them mad.

I don’t normally really care what happens to a man once he has served his purpose with me. There is an exception from time to time. That exception is if they had a really good dick. Sometimes I’ll revisit a man I should really be done with just because his cock deserved a round two. A little craving, I have.

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~Time and a place phonesex~

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There is a time and a place for everything. You’ve heard this I’m sure but this is actually a big fat lie. There are somethings there is never time and a place for. Like you acting like a jealous little boy. You not acting your age and throwing fits all because your girlfriend doesn’t want to spend every waking moment with you.

Your girlfriend who is my good friend has a life and it doesn’t revolve around you. Your manipulative and try every trick in the book to make her feel bad for not giving you all the attention your needy ass wants. This is one of those times where there isn’t a time or a place. I can make that happen though. It’s really just a flick of my lighter and a few choice words.

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~ Scared of sex phonesex~

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Recap my friend has a son who she knew was scared of sex. She had no idea why but didn’t want him to go off to college with this fear. So, she called me. Finding out it wasn’t what we thought. The boy has a massive 10-inch soft 14-inch hard cock. All his fear is worrying that it will hurt someone. I can’t blame the boy. When your handed such a sword and no one is there to tell you how to use it that can be dangerous.

So I decide to have a little get together with other men who also have huge dicks. Show him that if used right he is going to be the most popular guy on campus. So welcome to the Olympic Cock games. Here there will be several events. The hump and thrust, Who can get hard the fastest, cock ring display. There will be a swimsuit show, talent show and of course the performance portion of the event.

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~ A sound dancing phonesex~

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Do you hear what I hear? A sound a sound dancing through the night….Bwhahahaha yea yea I know it’s not Christmas anymore but I still do hear a sound. That sound is a man moaning. Why is he moaning? He is moaning because I got some new toys. I am a crystal lover and when I found out that you could get crystal sex toys I had to have some.

I ordered a whole crystal sounding kit. Some of you might not know what sounding is. Basically in a nutshell you stick an APPROVED object down the dick hole. They come in different sizes some small some as big as 6 inches or better wide. Why would someone want to do this? It feels good duh lol. It’s like a nice massage from the inside. Hitting that male g-spot of the prostate from the inside instead of having to use the back door to get to it.

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~BWAHAHAHA FIRE CROTCH phonesex~

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BWAHAHAHA FIRE CROTCH is something completely different when you get a witch involved in things. Fire is one of the 5 elements that I work with. It is customary to offer offerings to each of the elements. And especially if you are going to be doing a spell to invoke the fire of one of them. Which is what I am doing. A normal offering would be something like burning a bay leaf or incense as an offering.

This won’t work for me today though. When you need something big you offer something big. Like a cock. No, I won’t be pulling one-off and burning it that would be rude and crude. But I will be setting one on fire. With a little bit of fire magic. Don’t worry it shouldn’t hurt at all. As long as I do it right.

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